About Me

  • About Me: IM me if you really want to. If I'm not on, just give me an e-mail instead. No really, for shits and giggles and some other stuff too.

Music

  • Favorite Artists: Judas Priest, Death, Manowar, Blind Guardian, T.S.O.L., The Angelic Upstarts and The Dead Kennedys.
  • Favorite Albums: Living After Midnight (Judas Priest), The Sound of Perserverance (Death), Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegtables (DKs), First 2 7"s (Minor Threat) and The Triumph of Steel (Manowar).
  • Favorite Genre: Metal. All of it... Ok, I have a weak spot for punk rock (NOT to be confused with faggot pussy punk).
  • Favorite Songs: Ram It Down (Judas Priest), Living After Midnight (J. Priest), Painkiller (again, Judas Priest.. Though Death does a fucking AMAZING cover, just as good as the origional), I'm an Upstart (The Angelic Upstarts), White Riot (The Clash), Trapped Under Ice (Metallica, before the sell-out fag era), Ring of Fire (Johnny Cash.. Ok, I love all Johnnny Cash songs.. The man's a musical genius) and Fuck You Tough Guy (T.S.O.L.)
  • Favorite Lyrics: "The taste of love is sweet, when hearts like ours meet"-- Johnny Cash. "There's people out there that say I'm no good; Because I don't believe in the things that I should"-- Bad Religion. "Born to lose is what they said; you know I was better off dead"-- Social Distortion
  • Songs for Roadtrips: Highway to Hell (AC/DC), Living After Midnight (J. Priest).. Hell, mix a tape with AC/DC and Judas amd you're set.
  • Songs I hate: Emo shit, pop shit, pussy punk, country shit and most of all.. Rap.. Ugh, rap is the worst excuse for music ever. Well, the current shit being put out. I can listen to NWA and shit like that, y'know, the good stuff.
  • Guilty Pleasure: Johnny Cash and The Clash (London Calling only.. After that they shit the bed).. Not really my style, but both are some of the finest examples of lyrical genius.
  • Songs I repeat the most: Breaking the Law, Turbo Lover, I'm an Upstart and White Riot.
  • Band I wish I was in: The Sex Pistols.. No one would care how bad I was as far as musical ability goes, I'd not worry about pissing people off, do whatever the fuck I felt like and make history while I was at it.. And I'd get hang out with Johnny Rotten (he's a brilliant man). Seems like the obvious choice to me.

Movies

  • Favorite Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Doctor Stranglove, Akira and the Bill & Ted movies.
  • Favorite Actors: Jake Gylennhall or however the fuck you spell it. He was amazing in Donnie Darko and just as good in Jarhead.
  • Favorite Directors: Stanly Kubrick and James Cameron
  • Favorite Genre: Does black humour get it's own genre?
  • Favorite Soundtracks: Natural Born Killers... It's a fucking rad soundtrack.
  • Movie Quotes I say all the time: "Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well." (A Clockwork Orange), the prayer from Full Metal Jacket (the "This is my rifle" rant) and many, many Bill & Ted quotes "_______, my most excellent friend, that was most non-heinous" being the most common).
  • Movies I can watch over and over: Full Metal Jacket. Hartfield will never cease to be funny as all fucking hell.
  • Actor that would play me in a movie: I'd actually like some input on this one... And no, not Steve Buscemi.

Books

  • Favorite Books: A Clockwork Orange, 1984, Corprate Warriors, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and The Dark Tower books.
  • Favorite Authors: RA Salvatore, Steven King, and Karl Marx
  • Favorite Genres: Fantasy and Sci-Fi
  • Favorite Quotes: "Democracy is the worst form of government, aside from all the other ones"-- Winston Chuchill, and "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we feel the need to change it every six months"-- (The fellow's name slipped from my mind faster than a green snake goes up a sugar cane)
  • Recent Reads: The Origion of Species by Charles Darwin

Television

  • Favorite Shows: South Park, Black Adder, Eva and Drawn Together
  • Favorite Channels: I don't have cable any more :'(
  • Favorite Reruns: Gundam Wing (so many episodes it rare to see the same one in a month, 49 to be exact).
  • Most Addictive Show: Eva, or possibly Futurama.
  • Favorite Late Night Talk Show: Jerry Springger (proving that I'm not all THAT fucked up).
  • Favorite Episode: The last episode in season four of Black Adder (the infamous "wooble" episode).
  • Characters you relate to: Asuka from Eva (being a greedy, self-centered asshole with some complications in my past).
  • Favorite Theme Song: Robot Chicken.
  • Show I Secretly Watch: The old Batman with Adam West in it.
  • Show I wished wasn't cancelled: The Manowar concert in Van three years ago... Oh wait, the TV category.. Damn.

Food

  • Favorite Cuisine: Anything with texture to it (I have no sense of smell and cannot taste food very well).
  • Favorite Dishes: Typically pastas or stir fries.
  • Favorite Desserts: Glen Hartman's amazing Mocha Pecan Torte (must steal recipe).
  • Favorite Drinks: Vodka, Rum and Beer. All hail home made beer! (German pappy's recipe.. Simply amazing)
  • Favorite Junk Foods: Sour candies, I don't care what kind.
  • Best meal ever: Ones that don't hurt when you puke them up after a hard night drinking and doesn't taste like shit going down. So I'm not picky.
  • My Original Recipes: Are secrets.
  • Favorite Restaurants: Well, any decent ethnic restaurant really.
  • Foods I hate: Cooked pineapple, cooked olives and scalloped potatoes.

Video Games

  • Games I Play: Halo (1 & 2), DOA (1, 2, 3 & 4), WoW (70 priest on Crushridge. The name's Metalheals)
  • Consoles: Xbox 360, PC.
  • Favorite Characters: Inphyy (N3), Ayane (DOA), Kasumi (DOA), Lady Sylvaanis Windrunner (WC3 & WoW) and Nightmare (Soul Calibur).
  • Gaming Alias: Bacon
  • Servers I Play On: Crushridge (WoW), battle.net
  • Favorite Classic Arcade Games: Golden Axe, Galaga, Dig-Dug and Metal Slug
  • Most Addictive: World of Warcrack.
  • Proudest Achievements: 50-0 score in halo vs. three other players (Eat that Sean).. Oh and clearing everything in Nighty Nine Nights with an "S" grade (far from easy).
  • Favorite Soundtrack: Custom soundtracks ftw.
  • Clans: Veteran Member in Axis. (WoW)

More About Me

  • Nicknames: Asshole, Tyrone (don't ask) and Ty-Guy (call me that and die)... Oh, and Little Hitler.
  • Nationality: Canuck like you wouldn't believe.
  • Religion: Sith
  • Heroes: All the male porn stars.. Mostly because I want their job.
  • Interests: How to say this without offeneding people?... Uh video games, British comedy, cartoons, drinking, fucking and fighting.. That about sums it up.. Oh, and, uh, those adorable little Asian girls (gotta love 'em).
  • Expertise: Expertise? Hmmm.. Thinking on tangents, debating (you'll never win), calling peoples' bluffs, handling a rifle with suberb accuracy (scope? Pfft, only an amatuer needs one) and cooking, oddly enough.
  • Occupation: Slave to the Capitalist System
  • Industry: I will prepare your food with my iron fist! And then I will rule you all!... With my fist!

Contact Info

  • AIM: Tete de mert
  • MSN: intellectual_idiot@hotmail.com