About Me

  • About Me: What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerkey. :)

College

  • School Name: James Madison University
  • Status: Alumni
  • Class of: 2002
  • Degree type: PhD
  • Major(s): Being cool
  • Minor(s): Being extra cool

More About Me

  • Heroes: Superman
  • Interests: Owning the Washington Redskins
  • Occupation: Other
  • Industry: Entertainment