About Me

  • About Me: I opened up the glovebox and that's when I found the note...

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  • Interests: Scuba Diving, Soccer, Lacrosse, Fishing, Hunting, Catching Lobster
  • Expertise: Show bidness and ho bidness, catching lobster (the kind w/o claws), Deutschlanding, sizing up Islamofascists, taking care of Islamofascists, breathing, and crossing the street
  • Occupation: Military
  • Industry: Government