About Me: My name is Sam. I do not like green eggs and ham. Not that I have a problem with green eggs and ham, I just wanted to clear up that I am not exactly fond of them either. I prefer my eggs and ham to be the appropriate color for my consuming pleasure. I have a birthdate, but I cannot remember it. I'm sure I could ask my parental units, but I do not wish to waste my time as well as theirs...so that information will be kept confidential.