About Me: You want scrappy little leaguers with heart? I'll give you scrappy little leaguers with heart. The Twins' payroll ranks 19th in baseball, which means that most of the players subsist on leftover Metrodome hot dogs and whatever they can beg on the streets. Just yesterday, I gave set-up man Juan Rincon a bit of my cheese sandwich on Hennepin Avenue. --Anne Ursu