About Me

  • About Me: "Hyperbole killed my parents." Due to poor decision making abilities during my youth I am in the Army. One day I will come up iwth the ideal blurb for these description boxes, and some angst-ridden emo-kid will murder me for it. That is how I will know I have won at life.

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  • Interests: Christ, investing, social disorder, music, writing, reading, and vegetating.
  • Expertise: Head shots, knowing which rules matter, US Army small arms, what Strong Bad would say, and the national media's conspiricy to homogonize American culture.
  • Occupation: Military
  • Industry: Government

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  • AIM: TheManiacalDuck

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    • Name: JB
    • Country: United States
    • State: Delaware
    • Metro: Dover
    • Birthday: 8/24/1982
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 10/29/2003

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