About Me

  • About Me: Good morrow to you all, I am Ivan "the evil cockatiel" Conorus and I am deeply honoured to make your acquaintance. I enjoy long walks on the carpet, preening, and other creature comforts. That shall be all for now.

More About Me

  • Interests: Maintaining the underlings in their place.
  • Expertise: Escaping from my cage and sitting on Sam's. Also, conspicuous public defecation.
  • Occupation: Military
  • Industry: Other