About Me

  • About Me: ... a perkily paranoid pedant, with a sneaky sarcastic streak and a love of vodka, cats, films, books and perfume bottles ...

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  • Nationality: English
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Heroes: My Mumsy
  • Interests: consuming vodka cocktails. laughing at the kids i work with. romping with the blokey. stroking my pussy. sleeping [un]soundly. jumping in puddles. staring adoringly at tattoos on buses. dreaming innocently. worrying incessantly. telling you to fuck off [in my head]. watching you.
  • Expertise: religion. paranoia. corporate whore-ism. muddlesomeness. englishness. pms. sarcasm. pedantry. grumbling. ignoring people.
  • Occupation: Education/training