About Me

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  • Nicknames: Z, Zipper, Zip, $*&(%), $$#((@, @@**%%((.
  • Nationality: Earthian
  • Religion: Christian
  • Heroes: The moose
  • Interests: Aviation, music, theology, apologetics, etymology, philosophy, economics, science, technology, hoobieroobie, CSS, HTML (I suck at both - its just a hobby), 'puters, cashews, food, lugarammi, fragging, sticky bombs, and redeemers.
  • Expertise: I eat turds and repoop them.
  • Occupation: Shrubbery creation commissioning
  • Industry: Computing and networking and Veterinary medicine

Movies

  • Favorite Movies: Kill Bill - both, X-Files, Mission Imposable, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, War of the Worlds, Life of Brian, Saving Private Ryan, Independence Day, The Meaning of Life.
  • Favorite Actors: Good ones.
  • Favorite Directors: Good ones
  • Favorite Genre: Funny / Action
  • Favorite Soundtracks: Rockn' ones.
  • Movie Quotes I say all the time: I pretty much just watch movies then forget about them.
  • Movies I can watch over and over: See the list above
  • Actor that would play me in a movie: Natalie Portman

Style

  • Where I shop: thinkgeek.com, newegg.com, bestbuy.com.
  • Brands I love: Asus, Antec, Intel, AMD, GeForce, ATI,
  • I like to wear: Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
  • Can't live without: My Computer
  • Prized Possessions: More Computers
  • Guilty Pleasure: Fragging

Video Games

  • Games I Play: Quake III Arena, Unreal Tournament 2004, Black and White II, Falcon 2004, Flight Simulator 2004
  • Consoles: Consoles SUCK
  • Favorite Characters: Chicks. I'm usually a chick.
  • Gaming Alias: ChunkyVomit
  • Servers I Play On: Good ones with low ping
  • Favorite Classic Arcade Games: Digger
  • Most Addictive: Onslaught mode in Unreal Tournament
  • Proudest Achievements: "Holy S, Holy, ho, H...", If you don't understand what that means, then you don't need to know. Oh, and that one time when I got Ben with a Megabomb just as he flew through a door. That was SWEET.
  • Favorite Soundtrack: Pantera makes for some good fraggn' tuneage.

Music

  • Favorite Artists: Dream Theater, Spocks Beard, Symphony X, Metallica, Megadeth, Alice in Chains, Pantera, Tournaquet, Miles Davis, Eric Clapton, Savatage,
  • Favorite Albums: Master of Puppets, Any Dream Theater album, Far Beyond Driven, Jar of Flies, Pathogenicoculardisonance, Kind of Blue, Edge of Thorns,
  • Favorite Genre: Rock, heavy metal, Jazz, Blues.
  • Favorite Songs: One, Uh - any Dream Theater Song
  • Favorite Lyrics: "You think they'll hit you but they won't You think they nest in your hair but they don't Bats!" "Chasing rainbow colors Try to learn my name I was never good at this game".
  • Songs for Roadtrips: Obnoxious ones with Huge drums and guitar solos.
  • Songs I hate: Country ones.
  • Guilty Pleasure: Christina Agularia, or whatever she is called. Great voice.
  • Songs I repeat the most: Dream Theater Songs
  • Band I wish I was in: Dream Theater

Television

  • Favorite Shows: X-Files, News Radio, Third Rock From The Sun, Monty Python's Flying Circus, MASH, Mythbusters, Firefly, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Dexter's Laboratory, Cow and Chicken, Transformers.
  • Favorite Channels: Comedy Central, History Channel, PBS, NASA, The Military Channel (very sad when Wings went away), Cartoon Network.
  • Most Addictive Show: X-Files, Mythbusters, and Firefly
  • Favorite Late Night Talk Show: Connan!
  • Characters you relate to: Superman. All those superpowers, and I can't tell anybody about them.
  • Show I Secretly Watch: I'm not going to tell!
  • Show I wished wasn't cancelled: Firefly.

Travel

  • Places I love: Arizona and Colorado
  • Places I've been: Texas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Delaware, New York, Florida, California, Utah, Nebraska (that was a waste), Missouri, North Carolinia, Mexico, Illinois.
  • Places to see before I die: Alaska
  • Dream Vacation: Alaska north side, dead of winter.

College

  • School Name: Manhattan Christian College
  • Status: Undergrad
  • Class of: 2012
  • Attended: 1997 - 2012
  • Degree type: Bachelors
  • Major(s): Bible, Ethics and Management, marriage
  • Minor(s): Graduating on time (I'm currently getting an 'F' i
  • Sports: Sports are ikcy
  • Organizations: I may be a geek, but I'm not a school geek

Books

  • Favorite Books: Short ones. I prefer only one or two pages.
  • Favorite Authors: Doesn't matter, as long as the book is short
  • Favorite Genres: Anything that can fit on one page
  • Favorite Characters: Ones with short names (long names add pages)
  • Favorite Quotes: "uh"
  • Recent Reads: Remind me, what is reading again?

Food

  • Favorite Cuisine: Spam and Dew
  • Favorite Dishes: Dew and Spam
  • Favorite Desserts: Dew Dew with Spam
  • Favorite Drinks: Dew in a Spam can
  • Favorite Junk Foods: Dew Dew Dew in Spam
  • Best meal ever: Frozen Dew
  • My Original Recipes: Dew spam spam spam and dew
  • Favorite Restaurants: Rosa's, On The Border, Chili's, Ruth's Chris Steak House, Old Chicago.
  • Foods I hate: Vegitables! Save the plants!

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Memories (4)

  • LeaderOfTheKnightsWhoSayNI
    Okay, okay, I remember now. Oh wait. No. Never mind. That isn't something I want to share.
  • LeaderOfTheKnightsWhoSayNI
    Do you remember back when you were whoring? You came into my room all dressed up in honey and chicken feathers! Oh wait. That wasn't you. Sometimes your profile picture confuses me.
  • LeaderOfTheKnightsWhoSayNI
    Remember that time when, uh, drat. I forgot.