About Me: If you've stumbled across this "About Me:" then you are allowed to continue reading. If you go to UMKC, then there is a chance you need to read this. If you go to the UMKC conservatory, you have probably seen me, but a refresher might not hurt. If you were in Theatre in the Park, you should know my face, you have probably heard my name, but I am so bad at keeping in touch with people that you might want to read this. If you went to West, you know who I am. If you were in West Theatre, shame on you for even reading this far. I am *the* Brad Torres. If I am not on stage being a character, I am offstage being a potentially larger character. First meetings are my favorite, because I will be obnoxiously outgoing. If for some reason, you have come across me and I'm not telling a joke or funny story, I am probably being recognized as the smart-ass who can spew off that random factoid that you wish you had for your term paper.