About Me

  • About Me: I'm Mike. Just plain ole Mike. I like to think I'm one of those people that look at life just a little differently from everyone else. I suppose everyone thinks of them self that way, and seeing as how everyone is different from everyone else, we're all right. That means, I'm right. I love being right.

Video Games

  • Games I Play: Guess which hand, how many fingers?, and Rock - Paper - Scissors.
  • Consoles: Sometimes when my wife has a rough day at work I do.
  • Favorite Characters: The left paddle in Pong.
  • Gaming Alias: I believe DrZ still holds the Ms. Pac-man high score at the local bowling alley.
  • Servers I Play On: I have no idea what the question means. I can't even write a stupic comical remark here. I was going to put something about tennis players or waitresses, but I won't bother. Oh my God, they sure do let you type for a really long time in these little boxes. Isn't there some kind of character limit? Someone please stop me. I'm sorta wishing my computer would crash so I could stop typing here. Jeez, I'm still going. What is up with this? How many servers do you people need to play with that they give you enough space to type a novel in here. Uh oh, the timer on the stove is beeping I need to get up, but I can't I have to finish this. I have to see it through. My mother always used to tell me I wasn't dedicated or focused enough to see anything through to the end, well, here's to you mom. So what, I quit boy scouts, and piano lessons, and those painting classes with all those weird old ladies that smelled like gas, and karate, and football, and I never really rode that mountain bike as much as I thought I would, but see, I'm dedicated now, I will finish, I will see something through... crap, I think my meatloaf is burning, I quit.
  • Favorite Classic Arcade Games: SkeeBall, Whack A Mole, and I always got a kick out of the change a dollar machine
  • Most Addictive: Sonic the Hedgehogs Crack Whore Adventures?
  • Proudest Achievements: In the world of video games? Man, I'm really out of my element here.
  • Favorite Soundtrack: Video games have soundtracks? I just remember Donkey Kong going doot doot doot doot doot doot doodododo, doo t doot doot dott...
  • Clans: Wu Tang, Klu Klux, and Branch Davidian

Travel

  • Places I love: I'm rather fond of there
  • Places I've been: here
  • Places to see before I die: Probably the underside of a train, unless I have my eyes closed.
  • Dream Vacation: In my dreams I visit a magical land of faries and unicorns.

Television

  • Favorite Shows: Dinner Theatre
  • Favorite Channels: Chanel #5
  • Favorite Reruns: The fat dude from What's Happening
  • Most Addictive Show: I Love Heroin?
  • Favorite Late Night Talk Show: The Magic Hour
  • Favorite Episode: The one where Tommy Davidson came out wrapped in Saran Wrap and Magic Johnson almost wet himself he thought it was so funny.
  • Characters you relate to: Barney Fife, Trump, Big Bird, and Bull from Night Court
  • Favorite Theme Song: Ya take the good, ya take the bad, ya take 'em both and there ya have, the facts of life...
  • Show I Secretly Watch: What, under the covers with my flashlight?
  • Show I wished wasn't cancelled: Star Search, Woops!, and Fish Police

Style

  • Where I shop: Stores
  • Brands I love: Head and Shoulders, Crisco, and Hormel
  • I like to wear: pants
  • Can't live without: air, so please poke holes in the lid
  • Prized Possessions: I own Moses' handkerchief
  • Guilty Pleasure: thong thong thong thong thong

Music

  • Favorite Artists: Manet, Norman Rockwell, and again, I'm going with the Ziggy guy.
  • Favorite Albums: Photo
  • Favorite Genre: Westerns
  • Favorite Songs: Michael Row Your Boat Ashore
  • Favorite Lyrics: Michael Row Your Boat Ashore - Alleluliah --- also, My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean, cuz that's a really big Bonnie
  • Songs for Roadtrips: That catchy tune about the beer bottles
  • Songs I hate: The Flintstone's Theme Song
  • Guilty Pleasure: McMuffins
  • Songs I repeat the most: Anything by The Wiggles
  • Band I wish I was in: The Wiggles

Movies

  • Favorite Movies: Home
  • Favorite Actors: Frank Stallone, Don Swayze, and Willie Aames
  • Favorite Directors: Whoever brings back the 70's roller disco genre.
  • Favorite Genre: See above
  • Favorite Soundtracks: Ebonics: The Musical
  • Movie Quotes I say all the time: "Let's all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the lobby, to get ourselves a treat."
  • Movies I can watch over and over: I once watched Roadhouse on HBO fifteen times in one week, but that was college and I don't do wild crazy things like that anymore.
  • Actor that would play me in a movie: Bea Arthur

Food

  • Favorite Cuisine: That word makes me giggle.
  • Favorite Dishes: Hedy Lamar and Betty Grable
  • Favorite Desserts: Gobi.
  • Favorite Drinks: I really used to like this drink box called Ecto Cooler. It had the little ugly green ghost from Ghostbusters on it. It was delicious. I don't think they make it anymore.
  • Favorite Junk Foods: Discarded Carborator Stew
  • Best meal ever: I'm going with Last Supper, those guys look like they had a good time that night.
  • My Original Recipes: Four words - seven herbs and spices - that F***in' Colonel ripped me off.
  • Favorite Restaurants: There's a hot dog joint down the street called Ugly's. It's in a little triangle shaped shack. I've never been there, but I really like it anyway.
  • Foods I hate: Possum

Books

  • Favorite Books: Coloring
  • Favorite Authors: The guy that does Ziggy, that big nose just cracks me up.
  • Favorite Genres: Tom, Mr. ____ Jeans, Rachel, Forest, and Olive. Oops, I thought that said favorite greens.
  • Favorite Characters: Wacky ones with misadventures.
  • Favorite Quotes: I like these ones just fine """"""""""""""""""
  • Recent Reads: The first part of this questionaire and the back of my shampoo.

More About Me

  • Nicknames: Dr. Snuggles, Johnny Zoot Suit, Phil
  • Nationality: Pure Bred A Litte Bit of Everything
  • Religion: Devout Mikist
  • Heroes: I like the meat ball sub at Subway and the chicken carbonnara at Quiznos
  • Interests: Just about everything. Except birch trees, something about that papery bark really freaks me out.
  • Expertise: Tying my shoe, finger paints, and the ABC's up through H.
  • Occupation: Molder of young minds
  • Industry: is bad for the environment. Stop dumping junk into the river you industry bastards.

PlainOleMike

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    • Country: United States
    • State: Illinois
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 12/18/2005

Chatboard (1)

  • weirdbean
    Everytime I want a good chuckle, I come to your site or to your profile. It never fails.