About Me

  • About Me: "Never get tired of living, you might as well say that you won't be die!" In between living and not getting died, I also teach English at three elementary schools in Japan. Just starting my fifth year in Japan as a post-JET. In my free time I rock out. That is all.

College

  • School Name: University Of Hawaii - Manoa
  • Status: Alumni
  • Class of: 2002
  • Attended: 1999 - 2002
  • Degree type: Bachelors
  • Major(s): English Literature
  • Minor(s): Finishing Moves
  • Sports: Looking Angry
  • Organizations: Litwits

Video Games

  • Games I Play: Most anything except sports games (although I really dig on that track and field game for PSOne because we would always try to make the javelin thrower stab himself. It always looked possible if you angled it right, but I think the game developers had the foresight to make it impossible for dingleberries like us to pull off. Or they simply never animated it).
  • Consoles: Playstation, Playstation 2, NES, SNES, Sega Master System, Sega Genesis
  • Favorite Characters: Solid Snake, Sammanosuke Akechi, Nel Zelphyr, Auron, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart
  • Gaming Alias: Bishamon
  • Favorite Classic Arcade Games: Noah's Ark
  • Most Addictive: Don't bother me, I'm playing...
  • Proudest Achievements: Being the only guy in Hawaii to own a copy of Carnage Heart, then accidentally breaking the disc for "Carnage Heart" when I moved to Japan, then re-ordering it on ebay only to find that it is one of the rarest PSOne titles ever. Oh, that and me really really liking Carnage Heart. You have to be a big-ass nerd to learn how to play that game and then really like it afterward.
  • Clans: ...of the Cave Bear

Music

  • Favorite Artists: Metallica, Rammstein, Judas Priest, Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger, Guns 'n Roses, Green Day, Queen, 気志團
  • Favorite Albums: Metallica, Use Your Illusion II, Dookie, Hotel California, Audioslave
  • Favorite Genre: Anything from Heavy Metal to えんか, depending on mood and time of day. You know how it is.
  • Favorite Songs: "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica; "Sugar in your Gas Tank" by Less Than Jake; "Flowers on the Wall" by the Statler Brothers; "All I Want is More" and "Nothing" by Reel Big Fish; "99 Red Balloons," "Mabel" and "Superman" by Goldfinger; "Estranged" by Guns n' Roses; "Breaking the Law" by Judas Priest; "The Last Resort" by the Eagles; "Like a Stone" by Audioslave; "Bawitdabaw" by Kid Rock and many many more...
  • Favorite Lyrics: "She was good as married in my mind, but married in my mind is no good," from Weezer's "Pink Triangle" / "If I had it in me to stop my random thoughts and my dumb dreams, I could deal with this non-stop spinning world," from Less Than Jake's "Sugar in your Gas Tank" / "The moon is glued to a picture of heaven," from Soundgarden's "Burden in my Hand" / "No more floosies, only high-class ho's" from Kid Rock's "Devil Without a Cause /
  • Songs for Roadtrips: "Tsugihagi Boogie-woogie" by the Ulfuls
  • Songs I hate: Most post 90's emo
  • Guilty Pleasure: White rap and other rap acts that most real rappers would laugh at (Beastie Boys, Kid Rock, Eminem), Old School LL Cool J and Snoop Doggy Dog
  • Songs I repeat the most: Any of the songs listed above
  • Band I wish I was in: Sum 41, Metallica, or Rammstein

Movies

  • Favorite Movies: Fight Club, Falling Down, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Shawshank Redemption, Gladiator, Vanilla Sky, Total Recall, Heat, The Professional, Cast Away, Shakespeare in Love, Rocky (1~5)
  • Favorite Actors: Robert DeNiro, Sean Connery, Edward Norton, Salma Hayek, Milla Jovovich
  • Favorite Soundtracks: Beverly Hills Ninja OST, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children OST
  • Movie Quotes I say all the time: "I'll see you in another life when we are both cats!" / "You're not your fucking khakis." / "I'm a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"
  • Movies I can watch over and over: Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Clerks
  • Actor that would play me in a movie: Jason Lee or Jack Black (or Samuel L. Jackson, ballah)

Books

  • Favorite Books: Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, Travels by Michael Crichton, Hamlet by William Shakespeare
  • Favorite Authors: Michael Crichton
  • Favorite Genres: Sci-fi
  • Favorite Quotes: "大切な物、Protect my balls! 僕が悪い、so let's fighting! Let's fighting love~!"
  • Recent Reads: "Angels & Demons" by Dan Brown

Food

  • Favorite Cuisine: Chinese
  • Favorite Dishes: Won Ton Mein, かつおタタキ丼
  • Favorite Desserts: Almost anything dessertish
  • Favorite Drinks: Iced Tea, 梅酒
  • Favorite Junk Foods: Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs (the Easter version, ballah)
  • Best meal ever: Denny's Dagwood Breakfast, ballah.
  • My Original Recipes: 「チャーハン・まーぼ丼」
  • Favorite Restaurants: Island Manapua Factory, California Pizza Kitchen, Auntie Pastos, Little Village, Mei Sum, Denny's
  • Foods I hate: Ketchup

High School

  • School Name: Damien Memorial High School
  • Status: Alumni
  • Class of: 1998
  • Attended: 1994 - 1998
  • Sports: Band
  • Organizations: Speech & Debate

More About Me

  • Interests: Guitar, Gundam Plastic Models and other big robots, good video games, well-told stories.
  • Expertise: Karaoke, Heavy Metal, Writing Fiction, Cold War History, Speech Writing, Embarassing myself, Being sedentary.
  • Occupation: Education/training

Contact Info

  • AIM: RamblingRevolver

Smart_Bad

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    • Name: Chris
    • Country: Japan
    • Metro: Kobe
    • Birthday: 1/19/1980
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 4/11/2004

Memories (2)

  • mistajess
    This one time I was like all fiending for crack (the way I USED to), and I needed like only 3 more dollars and then I could go visit Willie Bean down by the reservoir and pick me up some "sunshine," so I asked to Chris, "Hey Chris! Can I borrow $3.00?" And he asked to me, "What fo?" And I said, "I j
  • Azian_butterfly
    M: "I can't believe you don't know where it is." C: "What? I've never had to think about it before." M: "Turn on your computer and bring up a picture on the internet" C: "What?! No!" M: "It's seriously crucial you know how to find it. I must show you for the benefit of all women everywhere." C

Chatboard (1)

  • hiro_eddie_5150
    Hey,Chris, R U alright ? ANW, I know U don't wanna have any chat 'bout Whip lash W/anybody,but everybody worried 'bout U, so, let's have chat if U don't mind. Hiro,