About Me

  • About Me: Inside the mind of an ever-lovin trash-talkin gay guy who prays that his life ends up as a poorly-written, badly directed made-for-tv movie. Preferably showing on Lifetime....starring Kathy Griffin as myself.

More About Me

  • Interests: The good, the bad, and the hideously ugly of pop culture. Watching teen horror movies populated by casts of cancelled WB shows. Watching Kirstie Alley cry. Decorating my condo so it looks like an 80 year old woman lives in it. Trash-talking celebrities.
  • Expertise: Knowing exactly where a clearance rack is in any given department store. Making the most delicious macaroni and cheese (you need extra butter). Kissing some men and mocking others.

Contact Info

  • Yahoo: marys_cherry@yahoo.com

TexasAlan

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    • Country: United States
    • State: Texas
    • Metro: Houston
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 7/6/2002
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