About Me

  • About Me: i'm made of fried lard, flecks of gold paint, and black asphalt. i wrote this one thing this one time. i make some music and play poker with sasquatch on wednesday nights. i may or may not have peed my pants.

More About Me

  • Interests: vested.
  • Expertise: accidental.

Contact Info

  • AIM: ShihAndSuffering

TheCrimsonNinja

  • Visit TheCrimsonNinja's Xanga Site
    • Name: kyle
    • Birthday: 8/11/1984
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 3/28/2001

Connect

Friends (30)

Memories (3)

  • Drakonskyr
    Riding around in the Impala listening to Curtis Mayfield, discussing oral sex, lobotomies, the best way to spin a katana one handed, and who was paying for gas.
  • TheCrimsonNinja
    http://squirrelsinmyattic.blogspot.com/2005/05/i-rmeember.html
  • Drakonskyr
    You have an obsession with that spot. And I remember when you used the foreskin of virgin boys to rape dead monkeys and brought them back to life by threatening them vigirously with your katana.

Chatboard (23)

  • Silhouette
    Just so I'm not a chatboard virgin I'm posting in here. Thanks for popping my cherry, you're the best.
  • Drakonskyr
    It came as a shock to me as well.
  • Drakonskyr
    You never send me letters. Is this because I'm not an attractive blonde, or because you know the odds of me reading anything the comes through my mail without a check or pictures of my name on women's tits are virtually nil?
  • rhododendron
    yes, of course.
  • rhododendron
    your letter made me smile. a lot.
  • Drakonskyr
    If you ever make it to Ithaca, I promise to put you out of your misery. After I get you one of the voodoo chicken sandwiches. They are almost worth this hellhole.
  • rhododendron
    oh yes, that day will inevitably come! i'm trying to plan a road trip between my derby bouts this summer. i'd like to make a northerly trip your way.
  • rhododendron
    you cheer up my internet existence. i know that doesn't make sense. i'm just glad you're still my friend after all these years.
  • rhododendron
    How can one be motivated enough to write 3 pages commenting on and analyzing a study on histeria by Josef Breuer and Sigmund Freud? Because I can't do it, damnit. I've run dry.
  • rhododendron
    it'll be faster than waiting for you to sign on to aim.