About Me

  • About Me: Bryce, Emporer of East Africa and Regent Commander of the Central Capitalist Army of Djibouti... What the heck do I enjoy doing!? KEEP YOUR FREAKIN' PANTS UP, I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU!!! Goodness me, some people can be sooooo impatient. Well, a little about myself, then, okay, I can roll wit dat. I'm your average 5'9" dude with a little pudge and LOTS 'O' MUSCLE!!! I mean, ladies, I'm gorgeous...I mean this body is beautiful. But, don't take MY word for it... *snicker*Reading Rainbow *snicker* Ask my beautiful girlfriend whether or not I am who I am. Tara Reid, I've trained you well... =|;.) > Hey, if anyone has any questions, or if you doubt the validity of my claims (frankly, I can't blame you) knock me up...er, hit me up at vigilanterodent@gmail.com. Who knows, if you're lucky, you might be able to meet me, alone, on a Saturday night and we'll make sweet music while your parents sleep soundly in ther beds...JUST KIDDING!! (pervert...)

More About Me

  • Interests: I like *BLANK*, bears, unicorns, sharing, eating lollipops during the Summer, short walks on the beach, *BLANK*, platapi, magical forest animals, donut holes, food of any kind,*BLANK*, good friends that really care, the scent of fresh blood, things that are shiney, cars that go VrrooooOOOOOOMMMM!, *BLANK*, death, burning flags, and tazers. Oh, did I mention *BLANK*?
  • Expertise: I'm fluent in over 374 forms of communication, including Pig Latin and Bird. I have extensive training in the "macking" field and can cut a mean rug...Oh, to all you hip gangsta's out there, I can do the Worm forward, backward, and in place. My next project: Extreme Clogging.
  • Occupation: Student
  • Industry: Media
  • Website: http://www.xanga.com/Vigilanterodent

Contact Info

  • AIM: sadistic trumpet
  • MSN: vigilanterodent@hotmail.com
  • Yahoo: Don't even waste your time...