About Me

i serve an international consortium established to determine the funniest words in the english language ("banana" and "gaelic" are winning right now), i attend the prime number conventions every fall (7 and 11 normally win), i'm super-swank (only when wearing my super-swank sunglasses), i'm preparing for my run for president in 2032, and i'm datin kiera knightly (so brittany, stop calling me, it's over, plus, you're married. you really need to move on)

 Basic Profile Info

Name: Nathan Birthday: 11/22/1986 Gender: Male

 Interests & Expertise

Interests: well, i'm a pretty involved guy. i'm a varsity wrastler and i swim (some people ask how i can do this, i'm just a pretty athletic guy), captain of the dance team, i run cross country, i'm a ski patrol dude, i do yoga on the weekends, and i play women's volleyball. and, i'm the head customer service rep for the administration of sales and promotions of professional vestments and antiquaries for a professional baseball team (a.k.a. jersey raffle guy) and lawn-service technition (a.k.a. kid who mowns his mom's friends' lawns). busy busy busy. and, on a slightly more serious note, my friends are cool, God's on my "IT" list, i'm in mock trial, and that's about it Expertise: i'm the co-president of the prime numbers clapping club, head bookie for the rock/paper/scissors and tic/tac/toe tourney, co-creator of the best sport ever: tailskating, i'm the sweetest tailgater you've ever seen, plus, i'm dead sexy. But you didn't need to be told that. I know all of you cyber babes won't be able to sleep tonight after seeing my pic. Occupation: Customer service/support Industry: Textiles