About Me

  • About Me: I'm a professional evil twin. What more do you need to know?

Style

  • Where I shop: Hot Topic
  • I like to wear: Black.
  • Can't live without: My flowing black cape with the tall standing collar
  • Prized Possessions: An autographed black-and-white glossy of Emperor Palpatine
  • Guilty Pleasure: Egg nog lattes at Starbucks, around Christmastime.

Food

  • Favorite Desserts: Devil's Food Cake
  • Favorite Drinks: Margarita
  • Favorite Junk Foods: Anything chocolate
  • Best meal ever: The heart of my mortal enemy, slow-roasted with teryaki
  • Foods I hate: Eggplant Parm. Never did like the stuff.

More About Me

  • Nicknames: The Dark Lord of Legislature, The Shogun of Sorrow, Cuddles.
  • Nationality: Soviet
  • Religion: I have no religion. My minions worship me.
  • Heroes: Emperor Palpatine
  • Interests: the forced enslavement of all mankind
  • Expertise: Diabolical laughter
  • Occupation: Dark Lord
  • Industry: World domination.