About Me

  • About Me: Master of Confusion, Administrator of Naps, Enemy of Rhetoric, Lover of the Rhetorical Question, Friend of Sarcasm

Food

  • Favorite Cuisine: Do I really have to pick just one?
  • Favorite Dishes: Purple stoneware...oh, wait. Do they mean "dishes"? Anything I don't have to cook.
  • Favorite Desserts: Anything chocolate.
  • Favorite Drinks: Ice water. Virgin strawberry daquiri's from Applebees.
  • Favorite Junk Foods: Milky Way Midnight
  • Best meal ever: Something I didn't cook.
  • My Original Recipes: There's that thing with the chicken and the noodles...
  • Favorite Restaurants: Johnny Carinos, Macaroni Grill, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Joe's Crab Shack...
  • Foods I hate: olives. root beer. nuts. did I mention olives?

More About Me

  • Interests: Mmmmm....books, jazz, music in general, computers, photography, website maintenance, my childrens, my hubby, Christian camping, youth ("youts"), scrapbooking, mocking sudoku, crosswords--done in pen--the meaning of the word dilettante.
  • Expertise: alliteration, ranting, verbing nouns, word creation, convincing small people to do what has to be done, how houses should look at Christmas, how not to be a camp director's wife, getting out of laundry duty, nit-picking, marking out the incorrect answers to the crossword I insist on doing in pen.
  • Occupation: Supervisory
  • Industry: Nonprofit