Interests: smack-a-lack-not-crack-a-whack. conquering all the mountains in oklahoma. milan kundera. vegan-whatnots and whosits. marc jacobs and jakob marx. sexual comedies in the form of real-life frustrations(/boys panties). things that are tiny but aren't supposed to be(little spoons and baby boots to be exact). sounding so devilishly clever and full of myself.