Interests: I spend every waking moment building up my collection of glass cocktail stirs. I call this one string bean because it's long and thin. And I call this one string bean... because it's long and thin. And call this one Q-Tip because I realized one day that it looked like a Q-Tip. Except it's made of glass and doesn't have the little cotton swabs on the end. ...Shut up... I am not.

Occupation: Government