About Me

  • About Me: Hi. I'm now annoyed. You see, I *wrote* a smegging welcome message, but Xanga decided to forget about it at random. THIS is the wave of the Internet future? We never had these problems when everything was just telnet and ftp. Hmf. I remember when we had to download lists of FTP sites from one another, none of this 'peer to peer' phony-baloney. And if you wanted to see nekkid wimmin, you had to get 'em offa Usenet where they was all in UUEncoded files which came in a zillion parts and you never got ALL the parts and besides at 2400 baud it took three hours just to download a nipple, never mind the whole thing and...hey! You kids stay offa my lawn! Or I'll get my shotgun!