About Me: The product of an unnatural union between a human woman and a strange visitor from the furthest reaches of outer space, I have dedicated my supernatural abilities to the goal of total world domination. A refugee from the digital hell that is MySpace, I have chosen Xanga as the perfect digital pulpit from which to convert young minds to my cause. All praises to me! In truth, my life has been one of frequent discontent and perpetual weirdness, punctuated by ill-fated careers as a writer, cartoonist, game designer, musician, historical re-enactor, professional fighter, and one-time gym owner. With my wife and three children having convinced me to curtail my more dangerous pursuits, I now dedicate myself to my education and the ongoing process of "finding my Zen" (I am only vaguely aware of what this means, but it certainly sounds all deep and existential, doesn't it?).