About Me: he has the longest public profile in the world. his best talent is getting 95% on 8 page papers that he writes 3 hours before the deadline. when asked how is this possible, he proclaims, "It's all thanks to my smelly feet. Their stench is the motivation i need to save the world." his hobby in life is to lecture on the topic of "lactose intolerance: learning how to live with it and taking advantage of it during finals!", but he admits to taking lactaid before he walks to the podium. his best quality is his mini-backpack, which he reportedly claims can hold as many books as a regular backpack. "it does, it really does!!" the worse thing that happened to him was when a tree ran into his car, totaling it, just down the street from his house. the insurance blamed him though. "i was just driving when the tree swerved and ran into my front bumper at 40 mph. the tree was drunk. scouts honor!"